Once upon a time, there was a singer named Poe. One of her fans created a discussion list for her called angry-psychos, and another fan created a site called POE.ORG. Both shell and e were part of this fan community, and they met at a Poe show in Washington, D.C. e gave shell her show ticket and a Sharpie. Poe ate the Sharpie, of course.
A few months later, e decided to drive down from Pittsburgh to North Carolina to visit another Poe fan. Since shell was along the way, they decided to meet up. They greeted each other wearing the same purple AnGrY PsYcHoS shirt, unplanned. They hugged, and they both knew they were doomed. The end.